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Bursts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bursts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Death: I've come for you.
Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya.
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#2
Hitler on mining "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" [Hitler rubs chin] "So mine
less" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] "MINE FEWER!" [Hitler looks up] "Yes?"
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#3
What is it called when you insult an Indian so bad that he bursts into flames?
A Sikh burn
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#4
NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin!
DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one
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#5
Grammar Nazi.
"Sir, we are mining too many useless cores" [Hitler rubs chin] "So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] "MINE FEWER!" [Hitler looks up] "Yes, soldier?"
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#6
Give me a massage "Mm okay" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things
get too hot* *she bursts into flames* "Dang I used petroleum"
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#7
*dad bursts into my room and puts me in a headlock* "Why didn't you 'Like'
the Grumpy Cat meme I posted on Facebook, you son of a bitch?"
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#8
*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that
means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
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#9
*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE
CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP
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#10
*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK
HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*
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#11
Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts.
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#12
*cop bursts into bathroom* "KID DON'T FLUSH THOSE DRUGS!" *toilet is wearing shades* "damn.
we're too late" *toilet rides off on motorcycle*
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#13
Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails.
You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours.
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#14
What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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#15
*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY.
HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!
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#16
[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex "Seems unsanitary to me"
I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*
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#17
2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank.
All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: "Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'
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#18
Ladies don't pass gas.
We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work.
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#19
Be specific when saying "BYOB": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers!
*7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*
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#20
Post natal depression is a serious condition.
I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me.
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