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What Are Business Jokes?

Business Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of business jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling
me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
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#2
How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
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#3
I decided to open a new business that builds doors
for obese people, it shall be called Mordor.
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#4
I'm going to start using "reach around" as business jargon
and see if anyone corrects me once I'm finished.
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#5
My first joke here and an original!
Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business.
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#6
An engineer major asks...
"How can we build this?" A business major asks, "How can we finance this?" A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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#7
if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is
a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance
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#8
What is a prostitutes business motto?
The customer always comes first.
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#9
I keep trying to turn my hat around backwards so I can get down
to business, but it's a sombrero and I'm making zero progress.
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#10
Worst Business Idea Ever
Biodegradable Bricks
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#11
At what time does a dentist have the most business?
Tooth-hurty
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#12
Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself
out of business by being really good at your job.
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#13
[At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE!
Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*
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#14
Boss: Dan why is your hand raised?
Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?
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#15
What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?
Word of mouse.
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#16
What do you call a crappy business man?
an Entre"manure"
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#17
An Elephant walks into a bar bartender asks why long nose.
Elephant: Mind your own fucking business.
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#18
If pizza places cold called people's homes and asked if they wanted
to order a pizza, I guarantee you their business would triple.
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#19
My dress sock/running shoe combo says,"I do most of my running after accidentally
reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"
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#20
STUDENT: Will there be a final?
PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business
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What are the best Business Jokes?
Our collection features 644 Business Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Business Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Business Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Business Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Business Jokes are available?
We currently have 644 Business Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Business Jokes?
Business Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Business Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and business jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love business jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good business jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Business Jokes safe for all ages?
Most business jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Business Jokes?
business jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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