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What Are Butt Jokes?

Butt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of butt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call the butt end of a banana?
The bananus
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#2
Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip?
...because "pot holder" was already taken.
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#3
I think there's a better word for underwear...
... Butt hat's none of my business.
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#4
Butt weight.
There's more!
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#5
A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt.
Hindsight really is 20/20.
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#6
Imagine if our butt crack was horizontal There would
be a clapping sound everytime we go up the stairs
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#7
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try anal She
said 'Sure' and then put her finger in my butt.
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#8
"...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket!
That's the last time we have Taco Bell."
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#9
My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me.
I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed.
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#10
When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you
have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?
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#11
I bet when you barge in on a chicken rapist and say "Guess
what!?" they really mean it when they say "Chicken butt."
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#12
'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless
guy rummaging through an ashtray.
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#13
How do you know you're kissing a french horn player?
They try to stick their hand up your butt.
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#14
(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt,
turns to camera* "If only there was a better way"
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#15
I was gonna tell a gay joke...
~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community.
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#16
Damn girl are you a pet rock?
Because I want you in my butt.
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#17
A pirate walks into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says "Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your butt?" The pirate responds, "Yarrr, its driving me nuts."
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#18
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt!
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#19
I was gonna say a gay
joke Butt fuck it.
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#20
My mother asked me today if I was more attracted to breasts or butts..
I told her to shut up and put her robe back on.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and butt jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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