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What Are Calling Jokes?

Calling Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calling jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon
ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers
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#2
"Hello!
Thanks for calling the urology department." Please hold
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#3
Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal
until they stop getting caught in nets.
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#4
Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism?
They're calling his actions completely unorthodox
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#5
"Hi mom, don't worry but I'm in the hospital." "Heinz, stop calling me like that.
You are now a doctor since 8 years."
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#6
Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush.
I also pull out way to late.
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#7
Can we stop calling actors "brave"?
"I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"
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#8
ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!!
Is it something I said?
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#9
I introduced my friend to my first wife.
She said she was actually going to divorce me if I kept calling her that.
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#10
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.
But all I wanted was that one night stand.
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#11
The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House...
Thank you for calling the White House. For English, press 1. <silence>
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#12
Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game?
They're calling it nazi
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#13
Son - "Mom, don't get scared but I'm calling you from the hospital..." Mom -
"Son you've been a doctor for 4 years, and you still go on with that shit."
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#14
I shouldn't play with Legos?
It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
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#15
Hey!
There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt.
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#16
I've been calling my husband "babe" for five years because
I'm too embarrassed to tell him I forgot his name.
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#17
My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke
her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me
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#18
Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much?
They're calling it "On and on Anon".
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#19
What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?
*A roamin' Catholic.*
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#20
I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots...
They're calling it Rogue Quadroon.
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Calling Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Calling Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and calling jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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