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Calorie Jokes

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What Are Calorie Jokes?

Calorie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calorie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I needed to burn some calories...
so I set a fat kid on fire
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#2
Today I decided to burn a lot of calories...
So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!
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#3
Today I decided to burn some calories..
So I lit a fat kid on fire.
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#4
They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.
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#5
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary.
Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn't counting calories.
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#6
Gin & Tonic: 91 calories.
Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless.
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#7
Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and
my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes.
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#8
how many calories does
hating your job burn
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#9
I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories.
My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible.
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#10
How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn calories.
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#11
If eye-rolling burned calories,
women would never have to diet.
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#12
How many calories does avoiding
eye contact burn?
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#13
Why do you want to run for President?
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
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#14
Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.
Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!
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#15
You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it.
It's the celery of pets.
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#16
How many calories do you get from eating pussy?
It depends on which way she wipes her ass.
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#17
I'm guessing that most people who claim to
"count calories" are really bad at math.
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#18
I burned 1000 calories by
lighting my arm on fire
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#19
I burnt 1200 calories today!
I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven.
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#20
What is best potato?
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
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Calorie Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and calorie jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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