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#1
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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#2
Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal?
He had the family for dinner
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#3
The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup.
Yes, but I'll miss her.
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#4
My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because
I'm beyond ready for him to record "Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"
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#5
Did you hear about the cannibal who
past his uncle in the jungle?
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#6
A "cup of Joe" must mean something
else entirely to a cannibal.
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#7
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
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#8
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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#9
You see two puppies.
"Awwwww!" But they're cannibal puppies! "Ahhhhhhh!" One puppy eats the other! "Ewwwww!" Then he takes a nap. "Awwwww!"
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#10
What is trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
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#11
So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, "Gee, I really
hate my step-mom." The other one replies "Well why don't you try the potatoes?"
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#12
Every fight is a food fight
when you're a cannibal.
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#13
Two cannibals have just finished dinner..
One says to the other, "your wife made a wonderful meal". The other one says, "I know, I'll miss her very much". Edit:typo Edit: your (obviously)
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#14
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt!
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#15
What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?
A cup of Joe.
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#16
"You've got a friend in me."
- Cannibals, probably
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#17
Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women?
Because they're bitter.
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#18
Yuppie cannibals shop
at Whole Dudes.
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#19
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
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#20
Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal?
She only eats vegetables
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