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#1
The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year.
I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter.
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#2
Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?
Because they aren't capitalist
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#3
What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?
PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.
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#4
LOWERCASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS That
is an example of a capitalist.
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#5
brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge
white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated
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#6
What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?
Earning Sanders.
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#7
How do you pleasure a capitalist?
An invisible handjob.
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#8
How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?
I ain't buyin those fancy *Tek-noh-lo-jikal* Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
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#9
In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy.
In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction.
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#10
People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'...
Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist...
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#11
In capitalist America!
Bank robs you!!
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#12
In capitalist America...
bank robs you!
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#13
I hear most Muslims are capitalists...
They're always going on and on about some Great Profit.
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#14
In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses.
In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes
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#15
What is a capitalist's favorite fetish?
Vore, because it's all about consumption
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#16
What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?
Bernie sanders
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#17
A guy types "lower case is for the lower class people" someone
else replies with "I guess that makes you a capitalist"
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#18
is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top
hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat
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#19
You're a recruiter and Google is not blocked by your company filter.
What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in? [deleted]
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#20
I AM A CAPITALIST
YES I AM
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