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Carts Jokes

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What Are Carts Jokes?

Carts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of carts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The "we're going to need a bigger boat" scene from Jaws but
just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.
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#2
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the
same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
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#3
Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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#4
If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance
for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical.
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#5
DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts?
Apparently you first have to remove your daughter.
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#6
I always want to be friends with the people that need shopping carts at the liquor store.
I bet those people are fun.
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#7
me: What?
A lot of people launch shopping carts across parking lots wife: Yeah but they take the kid out first! son *screaming*
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#8
Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without
a screwed up wheel, it already has a Women pushing it around.
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#9
If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm
inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people.
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#10
Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
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#11
One of the World's Strongest Man events should be "Pulling
apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."
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#12
Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without
a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around.
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#13
Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping
strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.
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#14
[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why
do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs
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#15
<--Goes to gym 3 times a week...
Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store.
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#16
Sorry, I'm using all 43 grocery carts.
Use a basket.
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#17
There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick
the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict.
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#18
When I'm rich I've decided I'll buy homeless people state-of-the-art shopping
carts complete w/wheel spikes for an advantage in can fights
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#19
Her: You're all sweaty.
Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym.
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#20
Putting random stuff in peoples carts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo
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