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Casting Jokes

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Casting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of casting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[audition for a vampire tv show] ME: as u can see in my headshots, i'm
a vampire CASTING DIRECTOR: theres no one in these photos ME: exactly
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#2
How do you know women don't watch porn?
They all end up on Back Room Casting Couch.
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#3
First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?
Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
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#4
How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
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#5
I'm always good at figuring out who dies first in a movie but sometimes
directors fuck with me by casting too many black people...
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#6
[casting call] -have u acted before?
*shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good
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#7
Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish?
Me: Staying up past 10:00.
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#8
Did you hear about the casting for the new Batman movie?
People have really Ben Affleckted by it.
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#9
I've heard they are re-casting Two
and a Half Men with 5 midgets.
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#10
So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman
movie is the casting director.
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#11
IAMA casting director for adult movies.
I'm looking for women over 35 for my latest film, "MILFNADO". AMA!
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#12
Where does a pornstar go for timeout?
The casting couch
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#13
A girl once asked me if she was fat I told her that she was beautiful.
In fact, she could model in a summer swimsuit catalog if she wanted. I hear they're casting for beach balls.
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#14
I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead
of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
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#15
Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death?
The casting agent took the porn's title literally.
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#16
Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?
His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
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#17
My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies...
...is the casting.
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#18
What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing?
A broadcasting broad casting broad.
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#19
What do you call someone who is great at casting??
A Mastercaster hahahahahah
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#20
When I tickle my imaginary friend,
people think Im casting spells
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