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Cent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?
Because this docent makes any cents.
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#2
A poor old man got hit by a car today.
I say poor because he only had 90 cents in his wallet.
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#3
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?
Gee, you knit?
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#4
Why is a change machine easy to understand?
It makes cents.
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#5
She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than dollar...
It has the same value. It doesn't make any cents.
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#6
Let's change things up a bit.
I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
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#7
Just bought a Tupac of Eminems
for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!
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#8
I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar
Honestly, it makes a lot of cents
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#9
Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune?
He was only a few cents off.
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#10
I think 50 cent stands a chance against Floyd Mayweather I
don't know about 12, But I know 50 cent can take 9 rounds
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#11
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback
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#12
A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction
Needless to say, he felt under appreciated.
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#13
Communism is awful.
It's just common cents.
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#14
Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?
The dime had more cents.
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#15
Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around?
They cents it.
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#16
50 cent What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater?
Gee you knit
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#17
TIL it costs more money to make a penny than how
much it's worth That makes very little cents
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#18
I think 50 Cent should run for President
in 2020 He's change we can believe in
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#19
I told my friend that playing with money was not
funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor.
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#20
Who was the greatest prostitute of all time?
Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died
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