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Chairs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chairs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Whats similar between a hurricane and women?
They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**
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#2
I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone
that's not a professional wrestler.
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#3
Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs
by playing "The Real Slim Shady" over and over.
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#4
What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?
A Chair-ity!
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#5
Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying 9% Inability
to puncture a Capri Sun pouch 87% Musical Chairs
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#6
A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony...
The historian asks, "Have you read Marx?" The economist replies, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."
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#7
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
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#8
I wonder what chairs think about all
day "Oh, here comes another asshole"
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#9
"NO NO NO NO" - the guy who invented folding
chairs watching a wrestling match
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#10
Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair.
They will always beat you.
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#11
"What should we put in the middle of this mall?" How bout some chairs?
"That idea sucks" A little pond to throw money in? "Oh hell yeah"
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#12
Alcohol doesn't make you fat...
it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors
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#13
*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK!
Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!
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#14
I wonder what chairs think about all day...
Oh, here comes another asshole.
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#15
Literal People Anonymous Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat.
NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!
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#16
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party.
The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!
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#17
I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting.
He asked us for new ideas.
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#18
Dating is like playing musical chairs.
Somewhere between 25&30 the music stopped& everyone grabbed a husband. I must've been in the bathroom
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#19
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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#20
i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life.
i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either
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