What Are Chapel Jokes?
Chapel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chapel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[looking at ceiling of Sistine
Chapel] mmm its a little busy.
#2
Where did the amino acid go to church?
The cysteine chapel.
#3
I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back.
He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell.
#4
"I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me" Michelangelo
thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel "that would be hella rad"
#5
If someone was shot in a chapel...
...would that count as a mass shooting?
#6
It's good Michelangelo wasn't around for twitter.
Be a bummer to see him rt'ing whenever someone said how majestic the Sistine Chapel was.
#7
Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed
that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.
#8
I am the Michelangelo of writing research papers.
He started the Sistine Chapel ceiling the night before it was due, right?
#9
There's a marble statue of Mr.
Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about
#10
Why is it called the sistine chapel?
Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.
#11
ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back?
GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?
#12
I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing
every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is.
#13
Where do Tumblr users go to pray?
The Cis-Teen Chapel
#14
Why did the stoner go to the chapel?
To marry Jane
#15
What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel
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