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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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#3
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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#4
Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player?
No Mata!!
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#5
Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech.
How many times has her husband said, "Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."
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#6
Chelsea
FC
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#7
Chelsea Clinton is so patriotic That she wore George
Washington's wooden teeth for her speech last night
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#8
Why doesn't Chelsea Clinton have a brother or sister?
Monica Lewinsky swallowed them.
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#9
The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into
England Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.
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#10
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea.
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#11
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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton
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#12
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics how to ruin the people!
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#13
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
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#14
A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
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#15
There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea
shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up
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#16
Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ?
.... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal.
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#17
Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet,
250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner.
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#18
I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly.
Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly
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#19
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
A: Heredity.
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#20
Chelsea FC captain had a night to forget,
his performance was Terryble
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