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What Are Chemist Jokes?

Chemist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chemist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Two chemists walk into a bar...
The first one said "I want some H2O please".The other chemist said "I'd like some H2O too".Then he died.
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#2
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized."
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#3
What do you do to dead chemists?
You barium.
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#4
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros
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#5
Hey guys where do Chemists come from?
... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now.
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#6
A man walks into a chemists "Hi, I'd like some Viagra please" asks the man.
"I'm sorry" says the Pharmacist. "You can't get that over the counter." "You can if you take enough." replies the man.
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#7
How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
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#8
What did the organic chemist use tinder for?
Carbon dating.
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#9
Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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#10
Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?
Florine talent.
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#11
What instrument does the Irish chemist play?
The boron.
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#12
Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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#13
What do we do when chemists die?
We barium.
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#14
Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
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#15
Two chemists walk in a bar...
The first one said: "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second one said: "I'd like some H2O too" The second man died.
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#16
Why are chemists always a part of the problem?
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
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#17
Why do chemists love bad jokes?
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
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#18
Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no
More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4
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#19
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized"
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#20
What do people do when a chemist dies?
They barium.
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