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Buy Dick Cheney's memoir. 2. Tie it to a board. 3. Pour water on it. 4. Demand the truth. 5. Fail to get it.
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#2
Hey, remember when Dick Cheney told Sen.
Leahy to go fuck himself? Yea, just wanted to refresh your mind.
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#3
What does Dick Cheney call rape?
Enhanced Seduction Techniques.
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#4
I hope Jeb Bush wins the primaries Then takes Dick Cheney as his running mate.
There campaign slogan would be "same dick, new bush."
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#5
Mike Pence said that his Vice Presidential role model is Vice President Cheney.
Huh. Who would've thought that after making so much LGBT discriminatory legislation that Pence loved Dick?
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#6
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president...
Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president.
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#7
Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney
was a way to keep a man around.
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#8
Happy Birthday Tupac!
He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face.
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#9
So U.S.
Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia died today while on a hunting trip... ...he must have gone with Dick Cheney.
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#10
White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope.
Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke.
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#11
in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep.
or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted.
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#12
Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney.
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#13
Why did Al Gore get nipple rings?
because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney
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#14
Why is it that when Dick Cheney shot someone in the face, nothing
happened, but when Clinton did it he was impeached?
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#15
What do Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney have in common?
Both shot someone in the face while in office.
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#16
Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat.
It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling.
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#17
As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that
might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?
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#18
Man, you gotta hand it to Dick Cheney.
Or else he'll torture you.
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#19
George W.
Bush isn't writing a memoir, but "an account of key decisions", such as 9/11, Iraq, and "all the other things Cheney made me do."
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#20
Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room?
NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull.
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