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Chew Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chew jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's a difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
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#2
How does the train eats ?
Chew Cheww
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#3
It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length
of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours.
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#4
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew.
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#5
How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
You have to chew before you swallow.
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#6
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
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#7
*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36.
*chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though.
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#8
A blonde fox gets caught in a fox trap...
After a minute the fox realizes the only way out is to chew off it's leg. Three legs later... it's still in the fox trap.
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#9
What do you call a train that eats too much?
A chew-chew train.
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#10
How do you tell if you have a high sperm count.
She chews before she swallows.
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#11
How come nobody created this obvious children's toy?
Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too....
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#12
How does a train eat?
It goes chew-chew.
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#13
Trapped in a crevice.
"Go on boy, get help." The dog chews off my one free arm. "Ok yeah bring that back to town I guess"
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#14
Why does Bill Clinton chew gum all the time?
He has an oral fixation.
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#15
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew..
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#16
Him: Do you swallow?
Me: Every time I chew.
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#17
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
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#18
Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse,
don't chew with your mouth open.
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#19
From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew?
Eclipse.
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#20
You can chew on the end of the pencil
But you can't erase the tooth.
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Are Chew Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Chew Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Chew Jokes?
Chew Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Chew Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and chew jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love chew jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good chew jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Chew Jokes safe for all ages?
Most chew jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Chew Jokes?
chew jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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