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What Are Chihuahua Jokes?

Chihuahua Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chihuahua jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just told my dog to "say hi" to another dog.
And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish.
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#2
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
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#3
A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today..
..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop.
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#4
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
To a weterinarian!
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#5
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
They're all paws.
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#6
Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?
Because it was a chili dog!
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#7
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
A tennis ball!
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#8
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.
Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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#9
I walk around with a hockey bag filled with dildos & chihuahua's just in
case Paris Hilton fires her assistant and is looking for a new one.
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#10
Ppl at Starbucks are weird.
They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse.
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#11
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
"Konnichihuahua"
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#12
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
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#13
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
Look out for the mice!
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#14
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua
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#15
Chihuahuas are a lot like farts...
...only their owners can stand them.
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#16
How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello?
Konichihuahua
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#17
A chihuahua is just
a barking cat.
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#18
ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that?
ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA
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#19
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!
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#20
Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday.
Purses are being held at half-mast.
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