What Are China Jokes?
China Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of china jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My Donald J.
Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling.
#2
Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
#3
A girl in China lost her virginity at 12.
Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"
#4
"This is The Grey Wall of China" I think
it's 'great' "We all do, pal"
#5
China has a great wall.....
and guess what? No Mexicans!
#6
My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably
wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.
#7
How long is a china-man?
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
#8
Break ups are the worst in China
You see her face everywhere
#9
In China the labels read, "Made
by someone you know."
#10
Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
#11
"Finish your peas.
Kids in China are starving" "Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids"
#12
Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals!
Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!
#13
one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said "Watch me" then walked away.
i avoided him the rest of the year
#14
NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values.
ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:...
#15
What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?
The Desolation of Smog.
#16
Right now, somewhere in China,
someone is wokking their dog
#17
I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many
Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.
#18
Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China
to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes.
#20
The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just
because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month.
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