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What Are Cholesterol Jokes?

Cholesterol Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cholesterol jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You know what really breaks my heart?
Cholesterol.
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#2
What's the difference between fat and cholesterol
you don't wake up with a cholesterol
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#3
Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"
and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
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#4
What does Melania see in Donald Trump?
10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol
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#5
My doctor said I have high cholesterol
Because my dick is too fat
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#6
I drive way too fast to worry
about cholesterol.
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#7
Why does the "forever alone" keep a beehive next to his bed?
Because royal jelly comes in handy... you know, for lowering cholesterol.
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#8
My blood test results are in today.
Now I have to call my ex and tell her that she has high cholesterol.
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#9
I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't
high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt.
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#10
I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has
me on the "period" diet One egg a month
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#11
According to my cholesterol
level I'm a pizza.
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#12
I prefer to think in terms of "good" cholesterol
and "misunderstood" cholesterol.
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#13
Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal?
Every box had, in huge letters, "0mg cholesterol!"
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#14
I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien...
It's called "Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol".
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#15
How are wives like cholesterol?
If you ignore them for too long they'll probably end up killing you
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#16
What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?
A Broad Stroke...
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#17
I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager.
It's amazing what you can find on eBay.
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#18
High cholesterol food will always
have a special place in my heart.
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#19
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry.
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#20
What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra cholesterol !
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Our collection features 20 Cholesterol Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Cholesterol Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Cholesterol Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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We currently have 20 Cholesterol Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Cholesterol Jokes?
Cholesterol Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Cholesterol Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cholesterol jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love cholesterol jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Cholesterol Jokes safe for all ages?
Most cholesterol jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Cholesterol Jokes?
cholesterol jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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