What Are Choosing Jokes?
Choosing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of choosing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Unshakable Fact # 5 Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
#2
I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing
the right song for my workout.
#3
Cinderella is my favorite story about
choosing a spouse based on shoe size.
#4
Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves...
...but I don't like to point fingers...
#5
I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend...
she said "Clearly not." :-(
#6
What's the biggest lie on the internet?
"Thank you for **choosing** Comcast." Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*.
#7
This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked
my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself.
#8
Adult films are lame.
There's nothing about choosing insurance or retirement planning; it's all just a bunch of naked hugging.
#9
Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to fart really bad while sitting between Scarlett Johansson and The Pope.
I don't know which way to lean.
#10
It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones.
I always say, "I love you" and they're like, "thank you for choosing Domino's."
#11
What's the hardest thing about scout camp?
No, not your scout master's dick, but choosing what to wear in his tent.
#12
Gin & Tonic: 91 calories.
Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless.
#13
Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing
to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers
#14
Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that
pays money because you won't be able to find either
#15
Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch
elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader.
#16
ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice
your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle
#17
Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP?
It de-Pence on who you ask.
#18
Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of
who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.
#19
In choosing clinical logic and detached isolation over laughter and passion, you went full-Vulcan.
Everyone knows you never go full-Vulcan.
#20
Assert dominance over your boss by choosing an elevator button higher than
the one he picked & act like its a big deal to wait for his floor
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