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Chops Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chops jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know; it's lard to tell.
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#2
Boss "I'm looking for a volunteer." Me *chops off own legs "I can't!"
Co-worker "I'm busy, sorry." Me "damn, that's a better excuse."
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#3
So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, "Two pork chops, and make them lean." And the waiter says, "Yes, ma'am.
Which way?"
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#4
Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really.
I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*
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#5
Wipes away your tears using
three precise karate chops.
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#6
Roleplaying My friends always gives me so much shit when i go LARPING, but when the guys in the movies
goes out and chops goblins to pieces, and when I do it, i get arrested for child mutilation
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#7
Mary had a little lamb, until
she learned about lamb chops.
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#8
If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops,
you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents.
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#9
Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in
love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off.
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#10
Today's lunch: Pan fried pork chops, cheesy hash brown casserole,
peach cobbler, a quick defibrillation and two stents.
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#11
Mary had a little lamb......
Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!
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#12
What did Kermit eat after he got divorced?
Pork Chops
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#13
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?
Chump chops !
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#14
All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops.
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#15
*Brings axe to slumber party* "Oops.
I thought you said 'lumber party'" *Knew the whole time* *Waits until they're asleep* *Chops down tree*
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#16
Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee
steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
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#17
What is the ultimate Jewish conflict?
Pork chops at half price
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and chops jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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