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Chore Jokes

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Chore Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chore jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore?
Laun-dairy.
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#2
Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small
woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.
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#3
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
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#4
I offer kid $1 to do a chore.
He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!
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#5
Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him.
[126 minutes]
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#6
My wife did 70 chores around
the house Cooking and 69.
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#7
What is the most racist house chore?
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
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#8
Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your
spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore.
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#9
I wonder if my son's packed lunch tastes
like the flavorless chore that it is.
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#10
My daughter was whining about her chores.
She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment. I said, "no, just do the floor."
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#11
5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to?
Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo.
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#12
Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household
chores Taken: Out the Garbage
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#13
Ladies.
Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume.
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#14
Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness
of magically hiring animals to complete household chores.
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#15
17 yo didn't do chores last night.
I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school.
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#16
I wish I was as committed to anything the way infomercial actors are
committed to over dramatizing their reaction to household chores.
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#17
My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a
POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai.
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#18
Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?
Because slavery is illegal.
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#19
My Girlfriend My girlfriend is an epidimiologist and I'm a stand-up comedian so that means I have a lot of chores I have to go do.
Later.
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#20
Household chores How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower?
Send the bitch outside.
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Are Chore Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Chore Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Chore Jokes?
Chore Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Chore Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and chore jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love chore jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Chore Jokes safe for all ages?
Most chore jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Chore Jokes?
chore jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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