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Chosen Jokes

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What Are Chosen Jokes?

Chosen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chosen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money.
I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :(
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#2
If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles?
Well, someone has to pay retail.
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#3
Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN
human rights panel' Joke is UN.
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#4
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires.
Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
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#5
How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ?
Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians.
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#6
I want to tell a Moses joke...
but I haven't chosen one.
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#7
Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh?
No pun in ten did.
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#8
[at airport] TSA: sir, you've been randomly chosen for a cavity search.
ME: that's cool i didn't know my flight included a dental cleaning
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#9
Asked my parents if I was adopted...
They laughed and said "Of course not, why would we have chosen you?"
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#10
this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do
anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped
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#11
"And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation
in the following manner: they shall retweet this." Revelation 4:12.
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#12
Jewish guy goes to his rabbi .
. . . . . he asks, "I don't get it. If we're the chosen people, why did God make the goys?" The rabbi shrugs and say, "Hey . . . somebody's gotta pay retail."
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#13
Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts
letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor.
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#14
Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?
It's more fun to break wind
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#15
So psyched!
My 1st granddaughter born today: 6lb11oz! Which is not the name I'd have chosen, but I guess I need to keep up with the times.
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#16
Jose Mourinhio The Special One.......
David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One.
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#17
Padme: Dating is scaring.
I just want to find a nice guy who's not going to murder me. Anakin: You've chosen wisely.
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#18
My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices.
I've chosen a goat.
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#19
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
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#20
I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career!
I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's.
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Our collection features 39 Chosen Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Chosen Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 39 Chosen Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Chosen Jokes?
Chosen Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Chosen Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and chosen jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Chosen Jokes safe for all ages?
Most chosen jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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