What Are Christianity Jokes?
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#1
Cross posted to
r/Christianity
#2
Christianity: One woman's lie about having
an affair that got seriously out of hand.
#3
What do you get when you cross a Jew?
Christianity.
#4
I asked my friend what he gave up for lent...
He said Christianity.
#5
How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity?
Easy. By dropping "trou"
#6
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"...
Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]
#7
What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
#8
Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)
#9
What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood?
Christianity
#10
I'm stuck in Christmas mass right now and I need some nsfw religious jokes about Christianity in order to make my dad crack.
Have any? Help me, I got dragged to this as vice and now we need jokes.
#11
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
#12
Christianity is the ultimate
daddy issue.
#13
Was the principal's brother really a missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
#14
What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin
Mobile Stolen from r/christianity
#15
What do yu get when you cross a Jew?
Christianity.
#16
Christianity One woman's affair
which got out of hand.
#17
X-post from /r/christianity
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#18
Jewish Joke About Warm Weather .
Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism.
#19
A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity.
The man prayed to God, "Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?" And God replied, "Yours too?"
#20
What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?
Christians pay for their sins
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