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Churchill Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of churchill jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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WINSTON CHURCHILL: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: "Yeah...
and sharks"
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#2
Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England.
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#3
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir!
You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill.
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#4
Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort) Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my
husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
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#5
Why did Churchill always beat Hitler with scissors in rock, paper, scissors?
Because he knew Hitler always threw paper.
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#6
"As long as you append my name to a quote,...
people would buy into it and take it seriously." - Winston Churchill
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#7
As Winston Churchill once said, "Wait
a minute -- I never said this."
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#8
My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) "Madam,
I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober." - Winston Churchill
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and churchill jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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