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#1
I told the barber, "a little off the
top." So he gave me a circumcision.
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#2
How do you measure the speed of circumcisions?
Mohels per hour
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#3
Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)
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#4
I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now.
I'll have to look deeper.
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#5
Circumcision jokes are....
....pointless.
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#6
Elephant circumcision...
...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.
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#7
Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids?
they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed
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#8
My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges
alot for his circumcisions He said "No, I just keep the tips."
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#9
I Just Started My New Job Performing Circumcisions...
The base pay sucks, but luckily I get lots of tips.
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#10
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off ;)
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#11
What do you call a cheap circumcision ?
A rip off.
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#12
How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision?
Using the snipping tool
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#13
Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions.
But they get to keep the tips.
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#14
what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision?
a beaver cleaver
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#15
So a man asks a rabbi...
"Do you make a lot of money doing circumcisions?" To which the Rabbi replies: "Not really, but I get to keep the tips."
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#16
What do you call a discounted circumcision?
A rip off
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#17
My brother volunteered to perform my sons circumcision
But I could never force kin to do that.
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#18
Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions?
Nope, they just keep the tips.
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#19
What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
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#20
Boy born with no eyelids!
The Dr. used the foreskin from the circumcision. Now the boy is cockeyed
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