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Citizen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of citizen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.
Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
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#2
What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?
Ben Ching.
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#3
Why did the US citizen cross the road?
To cross the border into Canada.
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#4
What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?
South Koreans
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#5
Did you know that a person born under caesarean section is not eligble to run for presidency?
Yeah, they're not a natural-born citizen.
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#6
Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens.
It's their kids that cause all the trouble.
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#7
If you're attacking a paraplegic convention...
Are you harming unarmed citizens?
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#8
You can't run a country like a business.
If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!
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#9
Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all
female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing.
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#10
Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt.
Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that.
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#11
A survey was held on what citizens of the United Kingdom thought of the new DOOM game...
The overwhelming response was "bloody hell"
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#12
Poles put Clinton 7 points ahead of Trump But Polish
citizens don't get to vote Edit: Minor text change
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#13
Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?
Because he is always recycling
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#14
Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?
He thought it was his civic doodie!
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#15
Sundays always bring out my
inner senior citizen....
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#16
The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk.
Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional.
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#17
I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old
and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen.
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#18
FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him,
and say "EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN" Then watch how mad he gets.
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#19
The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the
American government that listens to its citizens!
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#20
Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls.
Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
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