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What Are Clap Jokes?

Clap Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of clap jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground?
He was a Metro gnome.
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#2
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're dead.
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#3
What has hands but can't clap?
Stephen Hawking
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#4
Why couldn't the t-rex clap?
Because he's dead.
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#5
7yo: Let's not talk ALL day today 6yo: Ok!
Me: *holy shit yessss* 7yo: LET'S ONLY WHISTLE AND CLAP INSTEAD Me: Right. Of course.
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#6
Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly
gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session.
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#7
What idiot called it "the clap" and
not "dishonorable discharge?"
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#8
If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell "EVERYBODY
CLAP YOUR HANDS!" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide.
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#9
A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience?
**The Clap**
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#10
The first guy to clap was really weird "I enjoyed this so I'm going
to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"
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#11
Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies
him to be a member of an infomercial audience.
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#12
What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?
Slow clap.
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#13
When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so
I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it.
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#14
How is there not an STD Clinic
called, "Clap on Clap off"?
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#15
I've had the clap so much that
it's turning into applause.
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#16
What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person?
The slow clap
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#17
What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?
Social netwerking
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#18
I made a joke for my dog tonight...
Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my hands*. It didn't!! (My dog loved it.)
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#19
I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is
starting a slow clap to mock my parenting.
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#20
If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section,
I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership.
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Are Clap Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Clap Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Clap Jokes?
Clap Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Clap Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and clap jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love clap jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Clap Jokes safe for all ages?
Most clap jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Clap Jokes?
clap jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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