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What Are Clause Jokes?

Clause Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of clause jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Santa's elves are just a bunch
of subordinate Clauses.
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#2
How do you piss off the rich and the poor in two words?
Bernie Sanders. Clause: I support the guy.
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#3
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
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#4
Why does Santa deliver all the presents
Because it's for a good clause
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#5
What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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#6
Why can't Mrs.Clause get pregnant?
Santa only comes once a year, and it's always down a chimney.
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#7
Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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#8
Santa Clause for Halloween.
Axe Murderer for Christmas.
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#9
When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure.
You could say I was a rebel without a Clause.
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#10
Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids?
Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney
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#11
Did you hear Santa is getting divorced?
Mrs. Clause caught him with a HO-HO-HO......
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#12
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of it's paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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#13
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
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#14
What does Santa call his English Elves?
Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.
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#15
What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the
end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause.
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#16
What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?
They are both santa clauses.
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#17
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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#18
English joke - What's another name for Santa's elves?
Subordinate Clauses
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#19
What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws on it's paws.
The other is a pause in a clause.
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#20
Who corrects Santa's grammar?
A subordinate Clause.
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Clause Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and clause jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most clause jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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clause jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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