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Cockroach Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cockroach jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst.
Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach. Wife: Except that.
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#2
Your "COEXIST" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall.
Peace.
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#3
Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to
tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach.
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#4
Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head?
Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years.
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#5
Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can.
Hence the first part of its name.
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#6
If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap?
You tell me and we'll both know.
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#7
"Mom!
Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent
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#8
Yet another day I failed to wake
up as a giant cockroach
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#9
What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese?
A nuke won't kill a cockroach
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#10
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
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#11
If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero.
If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria.
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#12
what do you get when you mix a
penis with a bug A cockroach
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#13
When I killed a...
When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week. When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week. Well mom just killed a cockroach, should I tell her for you?
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#14
After taking a massive dump, a cockroach in toilet bowl startled me so badly I forgot to flush.
I was scared shitless...
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#15
What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint?
A Bug report
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#16
It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out.
"Good luck," he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases.
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#17
Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !
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#18
A cockroach walks into a bar...
A cockroach walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
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#19
Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak !
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
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