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Cocktails Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cocktails jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do rioting jewish people throw?
Mazel tov cocktails
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#2
My friend once said, "If I wasn't making cocktails,
I'd be a criminal." Now he's behind bars.
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#3
Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception?
There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!
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#4
Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted?
They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails
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#5
My kid missed the school bus, instantly resulting in drama & tears.
But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK.
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#6
My friend said to me, "If I wasn't mixing cocktails, I'd be a criminal." .....
Either way, he's behind bars.
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#7
I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails.
She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster.
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#8
What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs?
Mazel-tov Cocktails
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#9
Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon?
The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere.
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#10
Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails.
One says "so, who are we going to throw these at?" the other replies: "what are you, a fucking intellectual?"
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#11
What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common?
For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.
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#12
there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold.
Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts
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#13
Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks?
He called them Mazel Tov Cocktails ^(I am **so** sorry) ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out.
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#14
What do Jews throw when they riot?
Mozeltov Cocktails
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