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Cola Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cola jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St.
Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda.
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#2
A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread.
Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was "It's fine. They're soft drinks"
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#3
To some, it's known as "soda." Some call it "pop." Some even order it
as "coke" or "cola." The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names
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#4
a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk...
coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!
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#5
Who's coca colas favourite rapper?
2-pop
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#6
Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work.
I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey.
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#7
If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem
they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.
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#8
Chinese guy enters a grocery shop...
A chinese guy enters a grocery shop and asks: -- "Chunshun guashi Coca Cola" The shopkeeper responded: -- "A bottle of what?"
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#9
Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola...
It's sodapressing.
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#10
If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity
problem they'd put cocaine back in.
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#11
My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids
are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz.
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#12
How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?
You add ices.
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#13
I'm more of a Coca-Cola person...
soda speak.
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#14
which cola brand sources its water from the oceans?
PepSi
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#15
I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because
I prefer my soda dehyphenated.
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#16
What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !
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#17
A woman called and said "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane.
She said "Yeah whatever."
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#18
I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks,
everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.
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#19
Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........
$11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless
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#20
More like "Arsey
Cola"
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Cola Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cola jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most cola jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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