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Collect Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of collect jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Children; because how else could you collect
teeth without seeming psychotic.
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#2
My friend collects scoliosis journals
He has *back* issues.
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#3
When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on
their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets.
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#4
"Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect
his fee." "Tell him the check is in the mail."
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#5
She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project,
which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle.
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#6
"What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?" Officer,
"Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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#7
Knock Knock.
Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling
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#8
What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake
up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
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#9
I won the Most Unreliable Employee award.
I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in.
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#10
My dog thinks I collect
small bags of poo
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#11
"I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"
- someone with the opposite brain of me
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#12
My exercising equipment has
a hobby It collects dust
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#13
How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
With a mop.
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#14
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines.
The librarian replies, "It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."
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#15
The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most
prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
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#16
Whenever you floss, you should be allowed to go to
your dentist's house and collect an allowance.
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#17
me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth??
me: yeah but they're not my teeth
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#18
long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die
have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN
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#19
I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday.
As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!
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#20
How to make money on youtube?
Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing
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