What Are Collection Jokes?
Collection Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of collection jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
#2
What do you call a collection of memes?
A memeoir.
#3
Told my mom I hit 1200 Twitter followers.
She pointed out how my brother owns a house and I'm wanted by several collection agencies. Oh ma!
#4
Serial killer or nerd If a guy has a knife collection he's a
serial killer if he has a sword collection he's just a nerd.
#5
Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one.
He's never going to give you Up.
#6
Me: so what are you wearing sexy?
Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow
#7
A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it.
[Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)
#8
Rick Astley is such a nice guy.
He'll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
#9
I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty lonely for a girl with an extensive
action figure collection AND a fear of rocking chairs.
#10
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from
his Disney Pixar collection, except one.
#11
Rick Astly will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one...
He's never gonna give you "UP".
#12
Just sold my glove puppet collection.
A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands.
#13
Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right
past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*
#14
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...
...he's never gonna give you *Up.*
#15
Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers
still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections.
#16
Money is the root of all evil, until
the collection plate comes around
#17
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge
says, "First offender?" The woman replies, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
#18
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?
In Iraq (a rack)
#19
Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?
She had an outstanding balance.
#20
Did you know that Rick Astley will give you any movie from
his collection Except one, he is Never Gonna Give You UP
Why People Enjoy Collection Jokes
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Another reason people love collection jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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