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Colonoscopy Jokes

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Colonoscopy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of colonoscopy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race?
They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor.
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#2
My English professor had a colonoscopy...
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
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#3
If you can't afford healthcare...
Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!
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#4
That new vet really screwed up my pig's
colonoscopy He's pretty ham-fisted
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#5
:oscopy - How I abbreviate
colonoscopy.
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#6
Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's "push it"
and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy.
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#7
I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound.
I thought we were sharing pics of our innards.
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#8
"It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!" -
gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker
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#9
I had a colonoscopy today...
...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had "coloscopy" instead of "colonoscopy"
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#10
Hitting on the nurse If you hit on the nurse that does your colonoscopy,
and she says no to anal, you can say "youve been up MY bum!"
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#11
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?
A Cameron Diaz
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#12
accidentally called out my dentist's
name during my colonoscopy
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#13
I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well...
As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying "What an asshole!"
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#14
Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me.
My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D
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#15
I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive. (Crosspost from r/funny. This fits better here.)
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#16
My boss is having a colonoscopy today.
I sure hope they find his head.
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