What Are Companies Jokes?
Companies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of companies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
It's like these credit card companies don't even care that I'm an electric
accordionist for South Dakota's finest heavy metal parody band.
#2
I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations.
You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?
#3
She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies
who use them as their logo, by the sea shore.
#4
Hey, companies.
No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work.
#5
Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies?
I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest.
#6
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job.
He asked which 3 companies were interested. I said gas, electric, and cable.
#7
I love how insurance companies offer "accident forgiveness" like
they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence.
#8
Why did the clam go to jail?
For setting up illegal shell companies!
#9
Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical
companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants.
#10
New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies
who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.
#11
There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies.
Because they only sell straight-cut chew.
#12
Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there.
- Credit to John Oliver
#13
Dear microwave companies, Why make us select "cook" at all?
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone
#14
Called one of those claims companies after my accident...
... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus.
#15
No adult entertainment companies around here that offer fireman strippers,
so we're starting a fire and hoping a slutty one shows up.
#16
All these phone companies advertising for "More lines, more
savings!" But when I do more lines my savings go to shit.
#17
According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies.
Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like.
#18
The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO.
While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together.
#19
Companies should use chromosomes in
advertising Because sex cells.
#20
I think it has become obvious that medicine companies
have no idea what fruit tastes like.
Why People Enjoy Companies Jokes
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