What Are Complaint Jokes?
Complaint Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of complaint jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Humans first started practicing circumcision over 15,000 years ago.
There were a lot less complaints once they mastered it.
#2
A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar.
- comedy removed due to complaints -
#3
The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train.
A lady sitting next 2 him asked,"are these ur babies? "No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints..
#4
Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn
down your TV, they're filing a complaint.
#5
Having persuaded autocorrect that I don't want to duck anything, I hope
the council don't take my complaint about the pond the wrong way.
#6
I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company...
My girlfriend recently dumped me and this "No Tears" stuff isn't working at all.
#7
Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off.
Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: "Lay off the methamphetamine."
#8
Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
#9
With all the complaints about iOS 8 taking forever to install...
You'd think that Apple would rename it to iOS .
#10
Boss:my office, now!
Me:*to myself* dont be about Twitter dont be about Twitter B:we've had a sexual harassment complaint M:Oh thank God!
#11
Complaints via email or texts
should be called "Read Whine"
#12
What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?
A General Grievance.
#13
What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint?
A Bug report
#14
What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?
I'm always taken for granite!
#15
* Knock knock.
- Who is there? * It's the police. We have received complaints about the noise.
#16
School Joke Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers.
What have you been doing?" Johnny: "Nothing, sir." Principal: "Exactly!"
#17
I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through.
One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym
#18
The new guy at work has been getting a lot of customer complaints lately.
Probably because I wear his name tag when he's not there.
#19
Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should
be complaint books laid out at publicly used places.
#20
A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint.
The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied.
Why People Enjoy Complaint Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and complaint jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love complaint jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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