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Confession Jokes

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What Are Confession Jokes?

Confession Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of confession jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Deathbed confession Me: We're bankrupt Him: What?
How? Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time
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#2
Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys.
You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession.
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#3
Me: bless me father for I have sinned.
Priest: how long since your last confession my son? Me: about 45 minutes ago...
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#4
Confession: I masturbate.
Damn, that felt good.
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#5
A boy walks into confession....
a short commotion later the lad limps back out
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#6
What did the uncircumcised man say during confession?
Forgive me father fore I have skinned
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#7
[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest:
I'm not falling for that one again dan
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#8
If you're gonna write a 300 word Instagram description for your photo, go ahead & throw a murder confession in there.
Nobody will ever know.
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#9
A hot girl goes to confession She says "father, I had sex out
of wedlock" The priest says "pics or it didn't happen"
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#10
Clark Kent "I have a confession" Lois Lane "what is it?" *Clark removes
his glasses* Lois "Is it a bird?" Clark "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
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#11
A young wife was dying...
She called her husband and said, "Gary, I have a confession: I've been unfaithful." Gary answered, "I know. That's why I poisoned you."
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#12
I have a confession about my time at the movies recently...
Okay, fine. I'll admit it: I'm bad. I take women to The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and I never Gollum back.
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#13
I have a confession to make.
I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!
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#14
Confession: I'm a fake gamer guy.
This gut? Prosthetic. These shorts? Armani. Even this bag of cheetos is filled with healthy baby carrots!
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#15
Me: "Bless me father, it's been 13,505 days since my last
confession." Priest: "You're off to a bad start."
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#16
Confession: the entire time when I was forming
the earth, I was using asteroids.
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#17
Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said
he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day.
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#18
Why didn't anyone believe the transsexual's confession?
It was a case of 'he said, she said'
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#19
What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession?
Forgive me Father, for i have wind.
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#20
[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often.
Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS.
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