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#1
Tates Compass Company Like Congress, they don't work.
He, who has a Tates, is lost.
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#2
If pro and con are opposites...
Is progress the opposite of Congress?
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#3
What do you call the exact opposite
of progress Congress
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#4
It looks like I'm missing a lot of tweets.
They were probably so great the Library of Congress just couldn't wait to archive them.
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#5
The major difference between death and taxes is that
Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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#6
Brazil's congress.
thats the joke, folks...
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#7
What do you call a group of Idiots?
Congress
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#8
If the opposite of "pro" is "con"......
Then the opposite of "progress" would be "congress" I^will^see^myself^out
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#9
If con is the opposite of pro ...
then is Congress the opposite of progress?
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#10
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
the answer isnt congress
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#11
Congress always makes me feel nostalgic for college when I waited for
the last minute to do shitty work and blame anyone but myself.
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#12
If pro is the opposite of con..
Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)
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#13
My entry for the shortest joke
in the world congress
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#14
whats the difference between Congress and a condom?
You can only fit one dick in a condom.
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#15
If CON is the opposite of PRO is congress
the opposite of progress?
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#16
I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage.
That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!
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#17
Pro is the opposite of con right?
Well then what is the opposite of congress?
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#18
Why is Congress like a cold?
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
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#19
"You can't tell me what to do!
I do what I want!"- toddlers, teenagers and US congress
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#20
What the opposite of progress?
Congress
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