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Consent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of consent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Stops rape every
time Consent
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#2
friend: what are your plans for The Purge?
[imagines broadcasting a football game w/o express written consent of the NFL] me: do a murder
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#3
Want to hear a Cosby joke?
Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent.
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#4
Sex is like cookies...
...gotta ask for consent first.
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#5
What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner?
Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded.
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#6
You know how the bud light campaign got through PR?
Because the guys at bud light aren't used to getting consent and don't take no for an answer.
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#7
How to stop rape?
With consent!
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#8
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
Convincing their family to consent to it!
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#9
I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because
I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
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#10
What is the best way to stop rape?
Consent
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#11
What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
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#12
My girlfriend agreed to give
me a blowjob Oral consent
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#13
What stops rape every time?
Consent.
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#14
In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10..
What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates? They both no longer need your consent.
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#15
nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously
knowledgeable about age of consent laws
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#16
Teenagers are overweight because...
...they aren't getting in enough physical activity. Damn consent laws...
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#17
I just love that fragrance you're
wearing, is that Consent?
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#18
What's the difference between raping and rapping?
One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent.
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#19
What stops rape every time?
Consent
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#20
I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know
the age of consent laws a little too well.
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