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What Are Constellation Jokes?

Constellation Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of constellation jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy.
I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, "Samantha".
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#2
I got second place in a star gazing competition once.
The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.
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#3
So I entered an astronomy contest the other day...
...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)
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#4
Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a "constellation prize" at a church carnival yesterday.
She skipped school a lot.
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#5
I entered an astronomy competition the other day...
...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize
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#6
What do you call a group of famous people?
Constellation.
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#7
Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?
He was given a constellation prize.
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#8
My Friend Failed Astronomy...
I failed too, if it's any constellation.
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#9
What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition?
He got a constellation prize.
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#10
How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?
"Well... If it's any constellation..."
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#11
What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?
The constellation prize.
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#12
"Ah, OK.
Yes. Now I see it." -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation
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#13
We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign.
I guess that's a good constellation prize.
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#14
I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car.
I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize.
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