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#1
listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to
the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?
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#2
Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution.
Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
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#3
Why are Americas so Hung up on the constitution?
It's fucking ancient.
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#4
The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook
is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester.
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#5
I wonder what part of the Constitution we'll all be fighting over today?
I hope it's the preamble. That part's bullshit.
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#6
Donald Trump says he can "protect the Constitution"
Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?
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#7
Why did China write such a shit constitution?
Because two Wongs can't make a right!
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#8
USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust?
A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday.
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#9
ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany?
not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution.
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#10
The name CONstitution sounds so negative.
Since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' we should call it prosti..... oh wait.
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#11
Which grocery department is great for digestion and your "constitution"?
Pro-deuce.
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#12
I like to read the Constitution
for the articles.
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#13
Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out?
It gave people the right to bare arms.
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#14
What's the opposite of the constitution?
The prostitution.
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#15
The Constitution of Japan Article 3.
The advice and approval of the Cabinet shall be required for all acts of the Emperor in matters of state,and the Cabinet shall be responsible therefor.
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#16
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure.
It's in the Bill of Frights!"
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#17
If the opposite of con is pro...
...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution.
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#18
I read the Constitution...
...but only for the articles.
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#19
The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for
cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely.
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#20
Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?
She was let down by a weak Constitution.
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