What Are Contracts Jokes?
Contracts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of contracts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
#2
[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker...
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"
#3
10 Dollar Compliment A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
#4
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
#5
$10 COMPLAINT A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
#6
I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year
contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
#7
Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can
still ask for the high school student discount.
#8
$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
#9
Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning,
sinning, and consigning contracts.
#10
Where does Daredevil sign contracts?
On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.
#11
A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours.
What does he have? A brief case.
#12
Garbage men have
Hefty contracts.
#13
How do blind people sign contracts?
On the dotted line.
#14
Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
#15
FIFA 16 joke.
fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles.
#16
Massive victory for business ethics advocates!
After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print.
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Another reason people love contracts jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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