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Control Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of control jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Other people's children are
my form of birth control.
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#2
If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals
that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me.
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#3
I can control what you do next in life.
Made you click.
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#4
'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed.
'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.
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#5
What does an IT guys use for birth control?
His personality.
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#6
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils!
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#7
Hear toddler having meltdown at Target Me: Parents should control their kids!
Cashier: Isn't she yours? Me: C: I saw her come in with you.
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#8
No control I have no control.
There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard.
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#9
Male Birth Control.
....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest.
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#10
Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a "manic,
mad man" having control of nuclear weapons
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#11
Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
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#12
This is Major Tom to Ground Control.
This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
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#13
Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but
no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.
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#14
Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol
that acts as birth control too?
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#15
[frantically pressing buttons on spaceship
control panel] WHICH ONE IS FOR POPCORN
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#16
What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife?
'I charge you with battery'
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#17
ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year.
They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them.
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#18
So Arnold Schwarzenegger opened a pest control business...
Because he was already an Ex Terminator.
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#19
Nervous around the person you like?
Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
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#20
Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire...
This inflation is out of control.
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Control Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and control jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Control Jokes safe for all ages?
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control jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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