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Convent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of convent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself.
No fence. Nun taken.
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#2
What do you get when you cross a monastery with a convent?
A cloister fuck, obviously.
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#3
Did you hear about the fire at the convent?
Nun survived!
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#4
What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...
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#5
Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?
Old habits die hard
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#6
What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?
A convent!
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#7
How many women does it take.
. . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun.
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#8
what do you call a gathering
of nuns a convent-tion
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#9
A local convent, which had no security system, suffered a kidnapping.
No fence, nun taken.
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#10
What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?
Nun the Wiser
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