What Are Cooper Jokes?
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#1
Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision.
It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere.
#2
Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do
the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth.
#3
I went to the gym the other day...
...I asked the instructor could he teach me to do the splits. How flexible are you? He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
#4
Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing
a "famous actor" in a made-for-TV movie.
#5
Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say "ahhhh"
I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper
#6
I went to the gym and asked the guy there to teach me how to do the splits.....
He said 'how flexible are you?' I said 'I can't do Thursdays.' Credit: Tommy Cooper
#7
When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone...
... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
#8
A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?''
He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth.
#9
Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his
kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so.
#10
More "kills" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is....
American Swiper.
#11
The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow
and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend.
#12
Anderson Cooper: "the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control." Arizona
Wildfire: "Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."
#13
Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow
maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig).
#14
If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name
would be oh god I can't even finish this one
#15
Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky
imaginable called - it wants it's color back
#16
How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
#17
If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked.
He's pretty much the Angel of Death.
#18
"I don't have a racist bone in my body!"
--Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus
#19
A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the
splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"
#20
I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem
ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair
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