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Costumes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of costumes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week.
Me: These are my clothes.
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#2
Find a group doing river baptisms.
Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank.
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#3
Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves...
... Clinton and Trump are furious.
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#4
Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show.
"That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."
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#5
Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one.
Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
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#6
hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear
batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected
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#7
I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year.
I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."
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#8
Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes?
Because they weren't period-appropriate!
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#9
Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot.
That's how fast he can change costumes.
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#10
JEDI WHO INVENTED LIGHTSABER: ok its a destructive laser sword so maybe
we shoudnt wear anythig too flowy JEDI IN CHARGE OF COSTUMES: ...OORR
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#11
[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty] Boss: *points to memo on desk*
"It says no Halloween costumes" Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*
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#12
But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom?
I mean, look at their costumes.
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#13
When I was a kid, I use to think a "sexual predator" was a horny alien from the
movie "predator" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes.
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#14
We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes
by having naturally ugly children.
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#15
Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes.
"Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"
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#16
Her: What's your fantasy?
Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh.
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Most Costumes Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Costumes Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and costumes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Costumes Jokes safe for all ages?
Most costumes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Costumes Jokes?
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