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#1
What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?
It's the bot that counts.
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#2
I wish "it's the thought that
counts" worked for housework.
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#3
if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one.
#dieting #fitness.
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#4
Did you hear about the mathematician ghost?
"No" Well, Its the spirit that counts.
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#5
Blowing your load on a girl counts
as a baby shower right ?
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#6
What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?
Every single one counts.
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#7
There's only one vampire on Sesame Street...
At least, only one that counts.
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#8
Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me
tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts.
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#9
A dead person, a 2 year old, and a thot are all asked to count to ten.
Which one can do it? It's the thot that counts.
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#10
The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people
in life that actually made something that counts.
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#11
Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold...
He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said "Hey! It's the fort that counts."
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#12
I'm on hold with West Elm and they're playing a contemporary jazz song with a man saying "aquarium" every 4 counts.
Hold music is evolving
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#13
Spelling cunts.
*counts.
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#14
So I went into the kitchen...
...because I could hear " 1, 2, 3, 4, ..." coming from the cutlery drawer. Apparently it's the fork that counts.
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#15
Today I'm cancer free!
And all the days before that, but it still counts.
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#16
Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch
tv because it's the thought that counts.
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#17
Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies.
Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts.
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#18
What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?
dis counts!!
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#19
A Mexican magician tells an audience he can disappear at the could of three.
He counts "One, two, *poof*" He disappeared without a tres.
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#20
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts...
it's how you apply the force.
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