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#1
*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at
ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*
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#2
Taking that CPR class before Highschool...
Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought.
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#3
I was drinking a margarita at the bar....
And a woman screamed "Does anyone know CPR?!" I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy.
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#4
IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue.
Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue.
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#5
Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin.
Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down.
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#6
So I was at the bar last night..
and the waitress screamed..."Anyone know CPR?!" I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!" Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy.
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#7
[is being given CPR by my ex girlfriend] "do you know how
many heart attacks I had to fake before they sent you."
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#8
My years of napping and making out with strangers have
prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy
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#9
When does CPR become
necrophilia?
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#10
CPR is a lot like church...
CPR is a lot like church: you go up, down, up, down, up, down. The only difference is that you don't get snacks in CPR.
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#11
When does CPR become necrophilia?
When you are both stiff
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#12
Got CPR and CCR confused.
Ended up playing "Fortunate Son" on my boombox while watching a man die.
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#13
How is marriage and CPR training the same?
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
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#14
Plunging...
...is like performing CPR on your toilet.
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#15
[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it
was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*
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#16
*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN!
*pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong.
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#17
At what point does CPR become necrophilia?
When you're both stiff
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#18
A man stopped breathing today at a bar...
A lady then screamed out "ANYBODY KNOW CPR" I yelled back. "I know the whole damm alphabet!" Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy...
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#19
I'm not saying you're fat, but you should consider
having CPR instructions tattooed on your chest.
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#20
How 'done' do you want your burger?
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
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