What Are Craig Jokes?
Craig Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of craig jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why do we PARK on a DRIVEway, but my mom's boyfriend
Craig won't let me call him Dad when we hug?
#2
People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds).
No one wants to snort some Craig.
#3
Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig are unbelievably close friends.
It's almost like they share some kind of Bond.
#4
Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought
on Craig's List just a week after we updated our life insurance?
#5
Never had a gay thought in my life but when Daniel Craig jumps onto
the back of the train & adjusts his cuff I now kind of get it.
#6
Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook
from my friend, Craig Facebook
#7
What is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig?
The door
#8
Just bought a sweet British accent
off of Daniel Craig's List.
#9
Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is
like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again.
#10
Knock Knock Who's there !
Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !
#11
Craigslist is useful until you need
a list of people named Craig.
#12
Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz...
what?
#13
I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a dildo.
If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself. (Shamelessly stolen from Craig Ferguson)
#14
I can't believe all of this violence and rioting is happening...
... all because Craig Ferguson is leaving his show.
#15
I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless!
It only chills on Sundays!
#16
Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?
They were Holo-costly
#17
Why can't a lesbian diet and wear make up at the same time?
Because..........It is hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face.
#18
"Did you bring your LIST?" -Everyone who
sees Craig at the supermarket, probably
#19
How does Craig Venter drink beer?
Shotgun method
#20
good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft.
just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones
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